I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
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In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
I feel like my teeth are sweating.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
he needs to stop knowing everyone on campus...it's making cheating on him really difficult.
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
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You kno how some people just need a "everything will be alright" pat on the back? I need an "everything will be alright" blowjob right now. Come over
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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