I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I want to be your penis for a week.
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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