i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
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As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
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On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
Please tell me that SOMEONE, SOMEWHERE, has created a drink called a 'Tequila Mockingbird'. PLEASE.
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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