Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
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well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
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Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
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