the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
So I was gonna stay in tonight but the president got me motivated! I will not quit. Bars here I come.
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Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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