I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
after he passed out we removed everything electronic from his room, stuck in some old books and an ancient typewriter from goodwill. for 20 min. we had him convinced he'd drunk himself backward in time.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
17 year olds will be the death of me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
You know it was a good weekend when; you leave a bi-lingual letter of apology on top of a stack of cash for hotel housekeeping.
I mean I don't object to weird looking penis as long as it gets the job done. I just need to get it in. I'm gonna be humping chairs soon.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
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