____ banged a stripper...well technically she's now a hooker...
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
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Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
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I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Aw. You're having cute FaceTime with your fiance, I'm trying to convince myself not to booty call a 42 year old. #adulting
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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