White coat. Heels.
I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
its not stalking. its research.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
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Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
Imma do four shots of whisky within two minutes and pass out. Otherwise this'll go badly.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
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