I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
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It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
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Dude, this is like the 4th time today I've had to use cruise control for a 25mph zone. This hangover is never fucking gonna end.
I have family pictures in an hour and a half and I'm 9 beers deep. This is how I get written out of my grandparents will...
The beer bottle was sticking out of your zipper and you shook it onto unsuspecting patrons
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So she was on top of my phone and somehow called my roommate while I banged her. I picked up and he congratulated me. I was with his sister. I will take this to my grave.
Did we kick in my basement door last night?
Yes. I think you actually bought tennis shoes specifically for that application.
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