I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
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