I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
Lets start the night off early. Those Coronas arent going to throw themselves up.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
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