Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
Omg. Just talked to a semi driver from nebraska. Got her truck stuck. Gave her and her riding buddy a glass of vodka and a cig. YES.
i told her that she could bring as many friends as she wanted and then she asked how many people i could fit in my bed...BEST. DAY. EVERRRR.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
Steven and I talked about running for office again today. It's fucked that my 3 dream jobs are marijuana bakery owner, bar owner, and president.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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