New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
I just said that Oprah is crazy and like 5 fat white girls jumped down my throat. I sat back and smiled.
Broke up w/ my married coworker...work is gonna get weird.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
What kind of friend would I be if I didn't make you hate things you once loved?
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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