i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
"WHAT IS THIS LESBIAN MADNESS"
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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