Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
or how I got to mom's but there is vomit on my shoes. I never thought i'd be recapping with her.
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
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I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I had a girl last night tell me that she was happy to find a condom wrapper in my garbage because,and I quote, "well at least you're not raw dogging every slore that crosses your path"
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
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yeah, you could tell they werent used to the strange things that i say. they were all outright shocked when i told one guy i hoped someone kidnapped him and stretched his dickhole over a fire hydrant
you know it was a successful halloween when you wake up and have a firecracker in your tits
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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