The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So there's dick imprints in the peanut butter
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
He had a cruise ship of a dick and I need to set sail on that ocean again
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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