Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
You were in the garage half naked counting your ribs and talking about how you had too many
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
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