Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
In hindsight maybe we should have moved his homework instead of playing quarters on top of it.
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
sick fucks of a feather flock together
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
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