Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
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and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
theres a turtle on the table. helping me eat my ramon noodles.
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
You asked me how red your eyes were... they were shut.
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