We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
stayed up until 6am doing my presentation on buddhist art and the practice of chanting. took shots. did drugs. the powerpoint now includes a sesame street style game (with chicken/puppy clip art), an xzibit music video (and quotes about section eight and eating steaks), and a reference to a german metal band (universe). this is going to be the best presentation ever
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Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Clearly my hormones are sending beaming lights to every penis in the area
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
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MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
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