doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
My mom just informed me that my dog licks their toes while her and my dad are having sex. I'm apartment searching.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I need moral support for this bender
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
I never saw such an emotional argument over yellow vs. spicy mustard.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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