Well apparently he's into motor boating.
let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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