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he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
U wanna come over and watch talidaga nights. Ill make pancakes
What? It's 130 in the morning.
Aww come on i make bomb ass pancakes
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
The people above me are fucking to Miley Cyrus
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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