I may or may not have started my period at the bar. Good thing I have dark jeans on.
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
someone was throwing condoms at us.
no, they just magically show up around you.
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
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lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I'm sorry I ignored your high cries for help while you were grating cheese on my dog.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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