No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Im drinkin out of a coconut! I think im gonna dip my balls in it!
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
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Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
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