another moral hangover. fuck.
covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
A guy in a sombrero stopped to take a picture with me sitting on the curb.
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
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He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
I've smoked enough weed to put down a pony.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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