C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
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Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
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Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
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