They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Can we just schedule bi-weekly fucks and bypass all the bullshit?
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
She looked like a cross between Jesus and John Lennon. So I fucked her. I feel majestic and powerful.
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