I could have mohawked her pubes.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
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In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
anyone who says having children is the best experience of their life obviously has never seen a vending machine carry vodka in Capri sun pouches.
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
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My diabetic professor who apparently didn't eat anything all day keeps passing out. I gave him a joint. He's gonna be fine.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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