were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
My coke dealer called me at midnight just to ask how to spell a word. Not sure how I should feel about that.
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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