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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Stop staring at my boobs, I can't concentrate

  (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Well how do you think I feel

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  fair enough

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• (636): View more from Missouri

  hey, do you know how many packets of jello it takes to turn a handle of vodka into slutty girls?

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• (541): View more from Oregon

  Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing

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• (416): View more from Toronto

  Okay. How did someone manage to piss on TOP of a urinal? What giant is roaming around with a prick five feet from the ground?

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• (970): View more from Colorado

  You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.

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• (707): View more from California

  I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.

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• (815): View more from Illinois

  Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here

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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?

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• (731): View more from Tennessee

  I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.

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• (207): View more from Maine

  I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed

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• (506): View more from New Brunswick

  NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.

  (506): View more from New Brunswick

  ILLEGAL

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.

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