Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
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I was speaking french the whole night. Until i got arrested. Then I decided I should probably start speaking English.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
Hey could you buy me 2 bottles of arbor mist? I'm trying to get laid tonight
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Shit, my parents are coming over and I just realized that a grinder is not an acceptable paperweight
I'm not sure whom I'm texting but I put you in my phone as last nights fuck budy, and I'm just curious if I left my clutch with you?
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it