my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Let's just grow old together and be the crazy ladies that sit on the park bench, drinking booze from flasks and loudly talk about people who walk by.
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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