god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
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Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I just burped smoke on the bus. Hello 6:48am
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
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