Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I saw two morbidly obese women get winded after fighting over the last motorized wheelchair at Walmart
These are the moments in life you observe a force greater than us at work
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
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Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
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Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Binging muscle relaxers because when ur 33 you can no longer SHAKE IT LIKE A POLAROID PICTURE for 2hrs w/o consequences. Fuck you, Age.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
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