They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
pop tarts are not kleenex
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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