yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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