people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
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those were not strange pants with a really large waist band...it took me 3 days to realize I was wearing someone's sweater as pants
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
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I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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