Believe it's possible to jerk off while watching the food network.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
at least he now gets to tell people how he once threw a party so epic that the next day they had to clean some girl's body paint off the ceiling
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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