Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
one might say we're banned from that church
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I thought my ass was sore from the gym then I realized it was from being spanked. Confusing time in my life.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
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