I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
I don't think anyone could emotionally handle a numb vagina.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
Why let a Christmas Eve hangover ruin a perfectly good Christmas Day acid trip?
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