i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
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Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I look like a bag of dicks so if you could ugly yourself up that'd be great.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
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I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
All I want is some guy to eat me out while I work on grad school things then go on his way
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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