MTV running anti-sexting commercials is a slap in the face to everything our generation has accomplished.
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
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