okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
IM A DRUNK BIRTHDAY CLEOPATRA MESS. CELEBRATE THAT BITCH
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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