i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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