Did you just throw up mid-sentence?
I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
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I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
went thru the pain of a Brazilian and he's passed the fuck out while i eat Doritos and watch tbs. fuck married life i want out
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He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
I just heard a crying baby from out my apartment window and yelled SAME
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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