That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
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I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
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all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
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