Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Let's make a pact to never get in a cab at 3am together unless it's to go home or for pizza.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
Judge me...This apron fits PERFECTLY when I have no clothes on
Who said I was judging? More like congratulating.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
I just forgot I was standing up.
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
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