this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
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it's a gatorade, cheez its, and regret kind of morning....
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
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So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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