Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Tell her she can't have a vagina
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
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have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
If im paying 4grand for laser eye surgery, it better help with beer goggles cuz last night was pretty rough.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
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I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
I am listening to Jack Johnson and wearing the sweater your Mother made me fuck mother nature I am in my happy place right now
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