Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
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Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I'm drinking vodka out of a coffee pot. and i'm not even mad about it
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
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You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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