I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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