if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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