I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
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I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
Boys DO look like their dicks. Its like dogs.
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
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Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
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