Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
There's an amish chick decked out in amish clothes on a cell phone staring at me.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
Just woke up. I have a "Detective Jacob Arnold's" business card in my pocket.
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
God I need to hump something, right now.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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